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End Citizens United Poll Shows Hope for Ted Cruz Challenger

A recent poll shows that Ted Cruz’s senate challenger Beto O’Rourke has increased his odds in the race. When 2018 began for tracking political campaigns, polls showed that Cruz had a lead in the range of fourteen to fifteen percent against O’Rourke. The recent poll by End Citizens United demonstrates that the split between voters […]

Space Force to the Rescue!

Vice President Mike Pence announced on Thursday the formation of a new branch of America’s Armed Services, to be called Space Force. I bet you can’t guess what it’s going to do — it’s going to protect the good ol’ U S of A against all sorts of bad actors from outer space! Even those […]

Voter’s Guide

Some important elections are coming up this week in Kansas, Missouri, Michigan, Washington, and in Ohio. Here is our break-down of the candidates and their platforms:   Kansas Voters have the choice of either sending Democrat Max Liblobby or Republican Mildred Miniscule to Congress. Liblobby has come out for gay rights and postal deregulation. Miniscule […]

It’s Peace or Bust for Donald Trump

Today our Commander-in-Cheap issued the following tweet:  The Iran sanctions have officially been cast. These are the most biting sanctions ever imposed, and in November they ratchet up to yet another level. Anyone doing business with Iran will NOT be doing business with the United States. I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less!   @realDonaldTrump As […]

Can Brett Kavanaugh Make it to the Supreme Court?

GOP senators are determined to make Brett Kavanaugh the next SCOTUS justice. They’ve been handing out Necco Wafers to their Democratic colleagues like crazy in a sly bid for their votes. But what’s really worrying the GOP lawmakers is that the National Archives has not been able to deliver all of the records yet on […]