A recent poll shows that Ted Cruz’s senate challenger Beto O’Rourke has increased his odds in the race. When 2018 began for tracking political campaigns, polls showed that Cruz had a lead in the range of fourteen to fifteen percent against O’Rourke. The recent poll by End Citizens United demonstrates that the split between voters…
Michael Phelps is a world champion in swimming. The hero has partnered with Talkspace in its campaign against the stigma associated with mental illness. The online therapy organization had a national TV campaign about mental illness, and it decided to include Phelps in this campaign. The company links its users with approved therapists. The users…
The Washington Post has really outdone itself this time. They’ve taken an innocent little incident and blown it way out of proportion until it’s likely an ugly mob is going to be looking for volley ball players to lynch for years to come. Here’s what their headline brazenly proclaims: ‘It’s pretty nasty’: Beach volleyball players…
Some important elections are coming up this week in Kansas, Missouri, Michigan, Washington, and in Ohio. Here is our break-down of the candidates and their platforms: Kansas Voters have the choice of either sending Democrat Max Liblobby or Republican Mildred Miniscule to Congress. Liblobby has come out for gay rights and postal deregulation. Miniscule…
Today our Commander-in-Cheap issued the following tweet: The Iran sanctions have officially been cast. These are the most biting sanctions ever imposed, and in November they ratchet up to yet another level. Anyone doing business with Iran will NOT be doing business with the United States. I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less! @realDonaldTrump As…
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The last time a figure of national prominence declined to consider running for president was back in 1927, when Calvin Coolidge famously told reporters: “I do not choose to run.” This was really big news, because old Silent Cal was already President of the United States. Since that time almost every national figure in a…
